Interviewer: Longwood graduates more physics majors than 95% of all universities. Can you explain that?
Longwood Student: I could... but you wouldn't understand.
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Interviewer: So you have 11 kids?
Longwood Professor: That's right.
Interviewer: That's a big family...
Longwood Professor: (Stops immediately) No, I mean students!
[Interviewer has walked off screen... upbeat music begins]
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